/* mediums through which to share */

// Interweb Variables

int boingboing.net;
int gizmodo.com;
int createdigitalmusic.com;
float failblog.org;

void Festivus(){

while(myAge < Expiration){
    val1 = Ars Electronica(http://www.aec.at);
    val2 = Pixelache Festival(http://network.pixelache.ac);
    val3 = FutureSonic(http://www.futuresonic.com);
    }

}

…yikes